Did I Tell You How much I Hate Coffee Stains?

You know how much I hate stains? On whatever surface, I still hate them. They're annoying, embarrassing and all. Guess who got a HUGE coffee stain on her WHITE lab coat today? You guessed right my dear. You guessed right.

So I went to the hospital having my morning gossip session and catching up with girls I didn't see in a long time. Discussing one topic after another and jumping from this to that. I dunno what lead us to forensics, but she (a girl named Raghad -she's the loveliest thing ever) asked  me if I'm considering forensics as a specialty. I'm like "For me it's one of the few things that make sense and they're fun and interesting and blah blah." Her eyes were as wide as Arabic coffee's cups (it's why we say 3yonaha mofanjana :p) expressing how odd it would be for a girl in KSA -where social life comes first- to choose forensics. I'm like "Why, what's wrong with it >:\?"

Her: "Nothing, :\ but it kinda hardens your heart?"

Me: "You mean makes you more aware about what messed up society you're living in?"

Her: "Laaaaaaaaa." And she has a musical tune when she says words with vowels, "I meant that a woman has to be gentle at heart, not so rigid and stuff." 

Me: "In my analysis, when a woman takes a case of... let's say a girl who killed herself because of family probs and boyfriend issues and a million other things, wouldn't it make you more aware and more concerned with how you should raise your kids? Hence, more gentle -as you say it- and caring."

Her: "Well, I think it's gonna have the most negative effect on a woman than on a man. Remember Lina she told me a story about how a woman she knew had kids and her life changed about she chose something -I dunno what was it- but obviously her heart was hardened."

I'm like, COMPLETELY against the whole thing. Those girls care too much :p. And I was really angry at how they thought of 'forensics hardens your heart, forensic blah blah. it at least makes you emotionally dehydrated if not stone-hearted.' I'm like STOP IT, YOU"RE INSULTING MY LUFF!!! So I got angry and I waved and somehow I hit the coffee cup and it all FELL ON MY LABCOAT. I was crushed to the core people. I hate being wet. I hate having my clothes sticky. IT SUCKS!! All I could think of is "Thank God I have my Abaya!!" 'Cause really, I'd do anything but walking in the corridors with half my labcoat being brown is NOT one of them. 

So Bayan told me that I can go in basement to get it cleaned. I'm like "Really? :\ They offer such services here?" 

Her: "Yea let's go, we might find the cute IT guys." *Blushes*

Me: "MARRA MO WAGTEK!"

We went down and I asked the guy if I could get my labcoat clean in less than an hour. I have no fucking idea where the hell did I think I was! The dude said "Yea, put your name." I accidentally asked him "When will I get it back?" He said "In a day or two." In my head I'm like WTF? Don't you have emergency services or something? He said "You can choose from these labcoats over there and get it back by the end of the day." I saw the labcoats he's referring to. They were other people's labcoats, and they were yellow, some were dying, and my main complaint was that they were OTHER PEOPLE'S LABCOATS!!! Was he serious offering me to just take one of them? I'm LIKE NO!!!! 

So, I had to do the inevitable. I went to the bathroom and washed my labcoat which was a MESS and then I called Lamis and asked her for a blow dryer :p. The girl was "Are you serious? What do you need it for?" And my heart was broken because I hate to explain the whole thing over and over. She laughed her ass off 6ab3an =_=. But never mind. I got to dry my labcoat, well not fully since Miss Lamis came late :@. But it was all okay. The first session was good. The second, not that much =_=. But I loved seeing Dr. Hind Fallatah yelling at residents and interns xD. You know as 4th, 5th year med student you're at the lowest level in the medical pyramid. So seeing those people get embarrassed in public is fun fun fun xD. Hahaha. Especially when one you hate one of them already :p.

Zat's it people. Next time don't get angry while you're drinking coffee. Just saying. Btw, I love Raghad and Lina with all my heart but they tend to be more of the "I'm a woman and I should be feminine till the last dying cell of me." :p

Salams.