Post-Elective Rants

Wow people! What an achievement! Can you believe that I have one subject only to go? I can't believe it!! It feels like I've started fourth year yesterday. Which is weird. Because this year is like the longest, and there were many mini-vacations because of the rains and stuff. Yet now that I'm going to start the last subject in this year, it all seem to happen a while  ago! 

Since the last post was "Elective day Uno" and I haven't been telling much, let me update you :p. First of all, this course was the lightest thing I've ever took in my entire medical life :p. It feels like those 2 days courses you register and accounted for 14 CMEs LOL. We saw Dr. Kamal like 4 times only :p. In this week we saw him on Sat, then when we came on Sun, Mon, and Tue we expected to take sessions but didn't 'cause the dude is busy with the hospital management. Which is a serious issue here. I hate when they assign the docs for managing stuff. No one left for teaching :@. And those who teach are grumpy all the time. On Monday and Tuesday I got bored of it all, I need my daily dosage of Dr. Kamal :(. We were supposed to be at the echo and ECG all the time. But it's boring as the doc down there is grumpy. The education process was tense, you know :p? So on Wednesday, we expected to get a little tahzee2 since we didn't do much stuff waiting for Kamoola *the docs nickname, by me :p*. Few girls were still attending Echo, some were glued to the nurses who refused to explain the hows and whys about ECG leads till they gave up and explained :p. And others went to Cath lab and nuclear medicine. Those are not included in the course's objectives but the girls were acting dawafeer -_-.

When I felt guilty and decided to follow them to the cath lab, I got lost. Let me tell you something about KAUH; IT'S A FUCKING MAZE!!!!!!!!! There's no way you could find your way by the stupid signs alone!! NO WAY!! Especially that there's two damned units of everything. Why is there nuclear medicine dept. in basement and ground floors =_=? Why? To add the confusion ya3ni? If I were a patient I'd lose every bit of patience I have and I'd dedicate my energy to explode this hospital :@. And when we asked the receptionists they're like "Follow the orange line." I'm like =_=, really??? Is this the wizard of Oz or something? Follow the yellow brick road =_=? Urrrgh. Never mind. I'm done with basement anyway :p.

So again, on Wed when we expected tahzee2 from Dr. Kamal, well guess what :p? He didn't. But he was angry at the way few girls acted with. He examined us quickly by displaying few ECGs and we were supposed to give good analysis on them. He was awesome xD. The best thing when he kept saying *m3allima*, *aywa ya 7ajja Fadiah* LOOOL I was so proud of myself hahaa. And then he'd suddenly stop and say "who has the best girl's name? My wife is pregnant and I'd like to prepare few good names, provided they don't have the letter ي and د." You could imagine me then people. Dr. Kamal with a baby girl *_*. *Background; hearts and flowers, eyes; heart shaped, music; anything sweet :p* Hahaha and then he'd go back to evaluating us. We felt kinda down because we were answering the wrong answer every time. Then he said "You know you're brilliant, you're fourth year students and interpreting ECGs? It's like you're geniuses or something." We were like >_>, <_<, then our self-esteem went through the roof :p. 

Ah, sweet mini course is over. He gave us 98/100 each :p. Hahaha, didn't I tell you how awesome this dude is :')? I feel so happy and rayga and all. Now I'm sorting the sheets I should be throwing, Damn it the community bag was the heaviest :p, I wanted to shout while throwing it *Die community DIE DIE DIE!!* But I calmly put the bag down and ran away from it as if it's infectious or something xD. 

And here I am now, preparing for za day after tomorrow, when the first day of the last subject starts. And then the fourth year would be over!! I'm so proud that I survived this long :'). 

Until next time lovelies ♥.